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Comedy Central: Obama Loses His Sh*t

Carlos Maury — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:44:29 +0000

5 Spades Tips

Carlos Maury — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:13:02 +0000

Take away the nil, make the 2 of spades & diamonds the 2nd highest pair of cards in the deck, remove the 2 of clubs and hearts, the 100 point bag penalty, add some sh*t talking, and what do you have? Our version of Spades!

52 cards…..divide that by 4 and you got every card in the deck 4 trumps (2 of Spade & Diamonds and 2 Jokers) and 4 of each card from 3 to Ace. Keep a sensible count and you’ll know how many is being played and can (somewhat) predict a cut.
Spades are like bullets: deadly when fired
When score is in doubt, all it takes is 7 books to win a hand.
Avoid the scenario of someone cutting behind you. It rarely goes well.
WATCH THE BOARD!

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Bill Gates: 11 Rules You Kids Did Not and Will Not Learn In School

Carlos Maury — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:05:04 +0000

Courtesy of Laura Young

When Internet Quotes Become Overused…..

Carlos Maury — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:07:45 +0000

I call THIS GUY!

Happy New Year, world!

4 Zones – Preview

Carlos Maury — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:38:52 +0000

In 4 zones, I get right, I get geeked and I get gone
I’m a cool guy, I’m havin fun, I’m chilled out, I’m in the zone
Zone 1, I’m goin in, Bud Light, gone get the twin
Zone 2, I’m getting loose, drinkin Ciroc, not the goose
Zone 3, I’m laughin loud, that Crown Royal ain’t for a child
Zone 4, I’m blazin right, Black & Mild lightin the night
I stop there to observe the limit, I maintain that buzz
I sober myself up in time just to deal with the fuzz

—-Retouched Evolution
Coming 1/6/12

Now Playing: T.I. – So Close

Carlos Maury — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:54:06 +0000

LosEvolution’s Christmas List

Carlos Maury — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:44:53 +0000

These items are my stocking stuffers for this year.

A nice Merry Christmas text, call or card.
ASUS VH236H Black 23″ Full HD Widescreen LCD Monitor w/ Speakers (got)
Intel 320 Series SSDSA2CW080G3K5 2.5″ 80GB SATA II MLC Internal Solid State Drive (SSD)
dreamGEAR Power Brick Rechargeable Battery Twin Pack for Xbox 360 Black (Got)
ZOTAC ZT-50403-10L GeForce GTX 550 Ti (Fermi) 1GB 192-bit GDDR5 PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Ready SLI Support Video Card
Austin: The Bottom Line on the Most Popular Superstar of All Time Blu-Ray (got)
2x HDMI cables (got)
Fossil Roman Leather Watch (got)
Clothes
Greek Apparel

And that’s the gist of it. Hopefully with the SSD drive, I don’t have to buy a motherboard. We shall see though.

Verse: N****as in Paris (Part 1)

Carlos Maury — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 05:47:37 +0000

Call me C-A-R-L-O-S, I be the best
Best in the world, fuck the rest
Humble to a fault, but I caress
My spirit and heart, tell it its the best
*Ball so Hard*
Up in the game, pledged I-Phi changed the name
Made greek life look not the same
Now I decided it’s time to change
*Ball so hard*
Watch the game move
when I-Phi change the mood
Pain in ya heart, we here to soothe
Guys in this life decided to choose
Watch the rumors start about them centaurs
Crunk as hell, set it out all stars
But realize that we comin back
Right after homecomin, better believe it jack
Thought we were dead, but ya ass hack
Best believe Iota Phi Theta is back
We change the standard, we bring the pack
Of wolves that will jump ya in the face and back
But them centaurs comin, better spread the word
That evolution coming, yea its what you heard
I’m about set these lights straight
Check UMIotas for that probate

Ball so hard……..

#5ThingsILearnedFromTheWeekend

Carlos Maury — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:18:03 +0000

I wanna hoop. Like seriously, on the court, learning the shit.
nothing like a weekend with the guys, especially @KaseyMFP
I can still hop…even in a sweater vest. Not gonna do the suit, gonna leave that to @LambdaPiNUPES
#SheWill….That is all.
Chicks, if you want celebrity status, all you gotta do is get your knees dirty…#sadstory #Dontdoit!!!

Starbucks Caramel Frappuccino – I’m Sold

Carlos Maury — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:02:35 +0000

I am NOT in any way a coffee drinker, but this thing basically surprised me. An old friend recommended it since I was with her in Starbucks often, and I decided this morning to try it again.

Ok, it is the bomb! I’m getting a card, a membership, and I need a regular runner in the morning for this thing.

ANY TAKERS?!